Friday

Israeli Police search for Chocolate Robbers

Full Story: "JERUSALEM (AP) — Israeli police are on the lookout for a thief with a super-sized chocolate craving.
The robbers broke into a factory in the northern Israeli city of Haifa late Monday and walked away with nearly 100 tons of chocolate spread.
Police spokesman Micky Rosenfeld said such a large heist indicated it may have been an inside job and police were searching the area of any traces of the sweet stuff.
Moshe Veidberg, one of the company's owners, told the Israeli daily Yediot Ahronot it would require five large trucks to transport the stolen chocolate, which he valued at roughly $415,000.
He said the company's alarm system was deactivated and its surveillance footage stolen as well, leaving the fate of the creamy chocolate a mystery."

Chocolate Addicts ?
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Red Bananas In U.K.

Full Story: "Shoppers are going bananas for a unique red version of the fruit.
Red bananas are native to Colombia and Ecuador in south America.
The fruit, which has a sweet slightly raspberry flavour and creamy white pink flesh, has now been imported to Britain for the first time.
advertisementMorrison's supermarket say it is proving very popular with customers and stocks have sold out in many of their stores.
The Bradford-based supermarket chain has sourced the fruit from small hillside plantations which don’t normally export outside of South America."

Shoppers seeing Red
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Thursday

Puppy love on Valentine's Day

Full Story: "A pair of Tibetan mastiffs surprised not only their master but also many residents of Kaifu district in Changsha, Hunan province, on February 14, Valentine's Day.
The male dog holding a red rose in its mouth, walked to the female, and deposited the flower.
The rose was bought by the dog's master for his girlfriend. But the dog gave it to his own 'girlfriend' to express his love."

True Love goes to the Dogs
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3,956 gallstones found in patient

Full Story: "A resident surnamed Zhou of Dazhou, Sichuan province, has set a local medical record.
The 39-year-old man underwent an operation recently to remove gallstones - a total of 3,956.
'It was a record, I have never removed so many gallstones,' a doctor said.
The doctor said the gallstones were the result of Zhou's bad eating habits."

That takes gall !
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Tuesday

School Children get an unwanted eye full

Full Story: "JOLIET, Ill. (STNG) ― Police say fourth-graders received an unwanted anatomy lesson during a field trip Thursday.

Mark R. Hotuyec, 46, of 1224 Nicholson St. in Joliet, was arrested after allegedly fondling himself while driving naked next to a school bus for several miles.

Chief Fred Hayes said students from Wood View Elementary School in Bolingbrook were headed to a performance at the Rialto Square Theatre around noon when a minivan pulled alongside the bus.

'On Broadway near Theodore, the bus driver noticed a maroon 1996 Chevy Astrovan was driving in the next lane. The driver was completely naked and masturbating in full view of the kids,' Hayes said.

The bus driver called 911 and updated police on the situation as both vehicles drove into downtown Joliet."

What ? Sad !!!
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Monkeys wed in India

Full Story: "Several thousand guests have solemnized an elaborate Hindu wedding ceremony between two monkeys in India's eastern Orissa state.
At the ceremony Jhumri, the two-year old monkey 'bride' sported a crimson red sari, a tiara of flowers and had her forehead smeared with sandalwood paste whilst Manu the 'groom' was his swashbuckling self, sporting only a chain and collar at a temple in Ghanteswara village, 125 miles from the state capital Bhubaneshwar.
In keeping with tradition, three-year old Manu accompanied by a band playing raucous music and hundreds of dancing guests was received formally by the bride's family close to the marriage venue."

No Monkey Business now !
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Sunday

134 lb. Hamburger

Full Story: "SOUTHGATE, Mich. (AP) — A Detroit-area restaurant owner believes he has broken the world record for 'largest hamburger commercially available.'
After 12 hours of preparation and baking, the 134-pound burger emerged Saturday at Mallie's Sports Bar and Grill.
The 'Absolutely Ridiculous Burger,' made with beef, bacon and cheese, was delivered on a 50-pound bun, The Detroit News and the Detroit Free Press reported. It sells for $350, and orders require 24 hours' notice."

Super Size That Please
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Soldier get subsidy for losing hair

Full Story: "A 26-year-old South Korean man has been granted a national merit entitling him to government subsidies after he went bald during his 'stressful' army service, a news report said Sunday.
A court in Suwon, 50 kilometres (31 miles) south of Seoul, recently ruled in favour of a petition by the army reserve, known as Mr. Kwon, to get a 'person-of-national-merit' status, Yonhap News Agency said.
People of national merit are entitled to a monthly state subsidy for livelihood and various other social benefits in South Korea."

Bald , Money in the bank
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Tubby Men Cheerleaders ?

Full Story: "MIAMI - The Florida Marlins are looking for some footloose fat men.
The National League team is creating an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad to be dubbed the Manatees. Tryouts were scheduled for Sunday.
The team hopes to recruit seven to 10 tubby men to dance, cheer and jiggle during Friday and Saturday home games this season.
Real manatees, 545-kilogram mammals sometimes referred to as 'sea cows,' are not considered the most agile of creatures and often are struck by boat propellers.
The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile. Men will be judged on how well they dance a choreographed routine."



The Fat Squad

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Saturday

16 Year Old Delivers Second Set Of Triplets

Full Story: "At age 16, mum delivers second set of triplets
By Megan Levy
Last Updated: 10:48am GMT 22/02/2008

A teenager in Argentina is now the mother of seven children after recently giving birth to her second set of triplets.

Pamela will seek assistance from the Government for her growing family

The 16-year-old girl, known only as Pamela, had her first child - a son - at the age of 14, before delivering her first set of triplets last year.

Both sets of triplets are girls and were born without the aid of fertility treatment, the BBC reports.

The latest arrival has boosted Pamela's already considerable brood to seven in a case that has sparked heated debate across the South American country."

Just say No !
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Will I Marry Me ?

Full Story: "A man surnamed Chen got married in Shanghai earlier this month - to himself.
Chen went to his local marriage registry and had his photograph taken, along with the other formalities.
But the couple was so happy they forget to look at the certificate until they returned home and found it was in Chen's name only.
Chen commented that he was unsure whether it was a good sign or not, but it definitely was funny"

I Love Me, I Love Me Not !
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Renting a girlfriend

Full Story: "An engineer at an IT company in Shanghai, rented a girl to be his girlfriend in an attempt to please his parents during the Spring Festival holiday - but his plan backfired.
'I am 28 years old and have no girlfriend. My parents worry about me being single so I thought I would please them by asking a woman to pretend to be my girlfriend,' Zhou Chao said.
He paid the woman and took her home but his parents found out and were angered by their son's action.
Zhu Yi, a social affairs expert in Chongqing, said both Zhou and his parents were in the wrong. Zhou should not have resorted to cheating to please his parents and they should not have pressurized the young man."

Rent -a-date
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Thursday

Man grows Roots on Hands and Feet

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By Matthew Moore

An Indonesian fisherman who feared that he would be killed by tree-like growths covering his body has been given hope of recovery by an American doctor - and Vitamin A
Dede, now 35, baffled medical experts when warty 'roots' began growing out of his arms and feet after he cut his knee in a teenage accident.

The welts spread across his body unchecked and soon he was left unable to carry out everyday household tasks.
Sacked from his job and deserted by his wife, Dede has been raising his two children - now in their late teens - in poverty, resigned to the fact that local doctors had no cure for his condition.
To make ends meet he even joined a local 'freak show', parading in front of a paying audience alongside victims of other peculiar diseases.

Although supported by his extended family, he was often a target of abuse and ridicule in his rural fishing village.
But now an American dermatology expert who flew out to Dede's home village south of the capital Jakarta claims to have identified his condition, and proposed a treatment that could transform his life."

Bizarre !
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Dunkin keeps you going ... Naked

Full Story: "LAKE MARY, Fla. -- A customer with a love for coffee is terrorizing a Lake Mary Dunkin Donuts. He's gone through the drive-thru on Lake Mary Boulevard four times and each time he flashed employees and then drove off.

The first time he went through the drive-thru, employees were too stunned to do anything. After his fourth trip to get coffee, employees called the cops and tried to write down his license plate number.
The folks at the Dunkin Donuts store are used to regular customers, but there's one person they"

Don't spill the Coffee !
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Monday

Nothing like Fresh Carp from the Sewers

Full Story: "In the Northwest's Klamath Basin, wild chinook salmon churn through picturesque rivers.

In the Rocky Mountains, world-class trout swim in cool streams.

In Des Moines, live carp slog through sewage pipes before meeting a screen - and their demise - at the treatment plant in the southeast part of the city.

It happens every few years when waters are high and rain sneaks into pipes carrying sewage, said Bill Stowe, city public works director.

Des Moines hired a contractor to run video cameras through a major sewage line from Fleur Drive to the spot where Walnut Creek feeds the Raccoon River. Crews are looking for holes in the pipes, though Stowe is guessing the fish get in where a manhole cover has popped off unnoticed.

The carp can live through the dank run of several miles because the sewage is heavily diluted and ammonia levels are fairly low, Stowe said. Carp also have a high tolerance for pollution"

Fish is Healthy Food ?
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If you want to live, give me your Tacos

Full Story: "FONTANA, Calif. - A hunger for carnitas nearly led to some carnage after a Fontana man was robbed of a bag of tacos at gunpoint. Police Sergeant Jeff Decker said the 35-year-old victim had just bought about $20 in tacos from a street-corner stand Sunday night and was bicycling home when the suspect confronted him and said 'Give me your tacos.'"

Run to the border, I'm Hungry

Saturday

Dial A Marrige In Islamic Law

Full Story: "Long-distance telephone marriages can be dialled up under sharia law and then used to sponsor loved ones into Canada, Muslim leaders say.
Two Muslim leaders have told the Toronto Sun telephone marriages are permissible under Islamic law and require two witnesses and imams here and abroad to conduct the vows, which may have the bride in Pakistan and the groom in Toronto.
Once completed, a marriage certificate is obtained abroad legitimately in Muslim countries and can be used by the groom for sponsoring his new wife to Canada, one Mississauga imam said."

Wrong Number, But lets get hitched
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Internet Sex Auction - Who did I really sleep with ?

Full Story: "BERLIN (Reuters) - A woman in Germany who became pregnant after an online sex auction has won a court battle to force the Web site that hosted the sale to reveal the names of the winners, so she can find out who's the father.

Six different men won Internet auctions to have sex with the woman in April and May last year. They were only known to her by their online names, a spokesman for a court in the southwestern city of Stuttgart said Wednesday."

Who's your Daddy ?
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Wednesday

Man Receives Postcard from 1929

Full Story: "BOSTON - The message on the postcard to a 'Miss Margaret McDonald' was short. Its path to the intended address was much longer. Nearly 79 years after it was sent, a postcard of Yellowstone National Park's Tower Falls arrived in a Boston mailbox recently with the one-word message, 'Greetings.'

Its intended recipient had long since left the Victorian on Sparhawk Street, and the sender was not identified by name. Michael Cioffi was shocked to find the card dated June 1929 in his mail."

That's what I call Snail Mail !!

Sunday

Tic Tac diet for teenager

Full Story: "While most people eat mints to freshen their mouth after a spicy meal, for Natalie Cooper they have become her staple diet.

The 17-year-old has grown up suffering from a mystery condition which leaves her unable to keep down the food she eats - barring the humble Tic Tac.

Doctors initially thought the teenager was suffering from bulimia when she began being sick after meals, but are still trying to diagnose and cure her illness four years on."

Thursday

Man convicted of sending penis photo by phone

Full Story: "BERLIN (Reuters) - A 21-year-old German man has been convicted of sending a photograph of his penis to an unknown woman via mobile phone, authorities said on Wednesday.
'We all had a bit of a laugh when we saw the thing,' said Christian Kropp, presiding judge at the court in the eastern town of Sondershausen."

Say Hello to my little friend
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Blow Up City with TV Remote

Full Story: "CANBERRA (Reuters) - A drunken man's threat to blow up half a city with his television remote control forced Australian police to declare a state of emergency at a luxury golf resort, a local court heard Thursday.
Geoffrey Martin Fryatt, 57, a resident of the Fairways Golf and Lifestyle Retreat in Brisbane, was arrested by elite paramilitary police after terrifying neighbors with a knife and threatening to detonate a store of chemicals with the TV remote.
'One push of the button will blow up half of Brisbane,' Fryatt shouted in the standoff last May before police in the Queensland state capital"

I'll change channels If I have too !
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Man Robs Woman and Licks her Toes

Full Story: "MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys and cellphone, then licked her toes, was sentenced Wednesday to five years' probation.
Carlton Jermaine Davis, 26, faces 21 months in prison if he fails to complete probation for the robbery charge in Ramsey County District Court."

Weird Robbery !!
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Tuesday

Are My Boobs Covered By Workmans Comp. ?

Full Story: "RALEIGH, N.C. - A woman who said her breast implants were damaged in an on-the-job car accident should be compensated for the replacement of only one implant, state appellate judges ruled Tuesday"
The North Carolina Court of Appeals issued the decision in a workers' compensation claim filed by Penny M. Rumple Richardson, who said the 2001 accident caused rippling and a decrease in size of her implants.
The case was a first for the court, which had never considered whether damaged breast implants were covered by workers compensation, the judges wrote in their ruling."

Keeping You Abreast of the story !
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Saturday

Dutch Safe Sex Site OverLoaded !

Full Story: "THE HAGUE (AFP) - A Dutch online training in safer sex is so popular that the website featuring short instruction videos was overloaded Friday, the Amsterdam health authorities told the ANP news agency.

The website called www.vrijlekker.nl (have nice sex) went online on Wednesday and just hours after opening already had nearly half a million hits.
Although the Amsterdam health authorities, that set up the website to combat the rise in sexually transmitted diseases in young people aged 16 to 24, had expected the site would be popular 'this beats our wildest expectations',"

Tell me How ?
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